You know that guy you met is a Spaniard

Because:

  • He puts a B in every V sound.
  • He speaks 100% louder than anybody else.
  • He compares everything you say with Spain.
  • He forces a smile before the following words: flamenco, toros, siesta, fiesta, Antonio Banderas, Mexico and tortilla de patatas.
  • He sings Julio Iglesias in the shower.

Patience dude, at least he is not French or Italian.

5 thoughts on “You know that guy you met is a Spaniard

  1. Rings a bell… Alla de ESpaniards I know that ESpeak English do it by putting the enfasís on the ESpecial way of ESpeakink de language alike athad…
    My first recommendation to my Galician friend Alba in Pontevedra was to forget
    ESnob, ESqui etcetera… and to pronounce English in the short, curt manner. It really makes a huge difference!

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