- He puts a B in every V sound.
- He speaks 100% louder than anybody else.
- He compares everything you say with Spain.
- He forces a smile before the following words: flamenco, toros, siesta, fiesta, Antonio Banderas, Mexico and tortilla de patatas.
- He sings Julio Iglesias in the shower.
Patience dude, at least he is not French or Italian.